Had a dream that I met Bill Nye The Science Guy and he was really annoying and unsafe. He kept trying to get me to play some lame Crash Bandicoot game where I played a coyfish. Eventually, he started rough housing with Cory over a box cutter and a pair of scissors. Bill got a little cut and lost his cool. He started waving the scissors around until I grabbed his arm, and real calm like said,
"Give the scissors to me."
"He cut me!" he kept shouting, "But he cut me!"
"I know," I said, "I'm going to put them on the table." We locked eyes and things got real tense for a second. Then I woke up.