Sometimes at night I have dreams while I am asleep. Sometimes I write them down on this notebook that I keep next to my bed. Sometimes I put that stuff on the internet.
Saturday, May 12, 2012
Had a dream that I stole a car and went on a shooting rampage because I played too much grand theft auto as a kid. Then I somehow kidnapped Barack and Michelle Obama, and Craig, and made them answer personal questions at gunpoint. Apparently, they met on a plane.