Grad Schools

Had a dream that I was sleeping on the couch at home. I think my parents were there too. Fell asleep in the chairs. We were being attacked by a monster or something. I woke up surrounded by empty hot sauce bottles. I felt terrible. Dread. I went over to write this down so I would remember the details. Then I woke up and wrote this.

ps. I remember now that I had been applying to grad schools indiscriminately.

A Bee

Had a dream where I was talking to Justin and a girl like Carly about how much like Carly she was. We were in a mall and I was trying to go down a spiral staircase by sliding down it. Then I had a bee in my hair. I panicked and woke up panicked.

Very Disrespectful

Had a dream that I was imprisoned on an island with other convicts in this insane idiocracy totalitarian state. Ludwig Wittgenstein was imprisoned there only he was this 19 year old kleptomaniac who had been on the run for two years in waking life. We spoke. It was very Hannibal Lector-esque. In the end, he was killed by a guard with a mental disorder who had a gun. He was incredibly smart. Also, Zoe walked in on me going to the bathroom and didn't even apologize or leave. Very disrespectful.

Rio

Had a dream that Rio and I were arguing about something. I was trying to change the broken light bulb in our room with an egg*, but I couldn't figure out how. Rio was trying to help but was making it worse.

* This sentence is barely legible in the notebook.

Self-Driving Car

Had a dream that I came home to Paradise and everything was different. Mom and Dad had gotten a new dog and a new little kid. And they gave away my car and got me a new one that drove itself. There were moving in with this hippie lady and a bunch of other people. Dad had converted to Islam, he told me to go to the store to get chai. I didn't like it.

Grapes

Scotty eight! Scotty eight! It's me! You ate the grapes Scotty!
I ate them when my mom came home.

Shalom

Had a dream that I met a Jewish Scholar and mystic in Chico and took him to the Bear for a burger. Also, part of a sentence of advice concerning short wave radios.