Self-Driving Car

Had a dream that I came home to Paradise and everything was different. Mom and Dad had gotten a new dog and a new little kid. And they gave away my car and got me a new one that drove itself. There were moving in with this hippie lady and a bunch of other people. Dad had converted to Islam, he told me to go to the store to get chai. I didn't like it.

Grapes

Scotty eight! Scotty eight! It's me! You ate the grapes Scotty!
I ate them when my mom came home.

Shalom

Had a dream that I met a Jewish Scholar and mystic in Chico and took him to the Bear for a burger. Also, part of a sentence of advice concerning short wave radios. 

Movie Night

Had a dream that we were having a movie night in Paradise but all of my American friends in Egypt were there. It was storming really bad when all of a sudden Aly from school comes to the door. Only he's not actually Aly. He comes up to me and he says, "I want you to come to my village in Ghana." And I said, "I have to wait. But let me give you my phone number and address." He said, "I have everything I need" and ran off. 

Taeshi Shark

Had a dream that I was an hazardous materials environmental dry suit diver. Me and one other guy, possibly the guy from The Hurt Locker, had on green H.E.V. suits. Morgan Freeman was the technician on hand. There was also a lady scientist and an old man. We were in the Warehouse from "Synechdoche New York." The old man went on about Freud. We went out to start the job but my partners suit had a leak so we called it off. But the four of us were in my neighbors yard and it was raining. It was flooded with giant, deadly poisonous "Taeshi Shark"* My jerk partner purposefully stung me and the lady doctor several times. I ran inside to check the internet for an antidote as I began to swell up. Then I woke up.

*Not a real thing, I've checked.

Sweater

Had a dream that Nate, Myself, and the teachers at my school went to a restaurant in Alexandria. We all had fun for awhile, then I went to my home which was a church, which was in an old mansion. Tim had stayed up to wait for me. Suddenly, I was in my underwear. Caleb and Lindsay were there to say Hi. Then a bunch of old black ladies showed up. I was embarrassed and tried to put on a sweater to be decent. Caleb said, "You're making this awkward for everyone."

Star Wars

Had a dream that I was in college. I stole a handicap accessible car to get to a swimming class taught by Mr. (Illegible ... Kanye?) that I was late for. The whole class saw me and made fun of me because there were star wars toys inside. I thought, "I deserve this."