Movie Night

Had a dream that we were having a movie night in Paradise but all of my American friends in Egypt were there. It was storming really bad when all of a sudden Aly from school comes to the door. Only he's not actually Aly. He comes up to me and he says, "I want you to come to my village in Ghana." And I said, "I have to wait. But let me give you my phone number and address." He said, "I have everything I need" and ran off. 

Taeshi Shark

Had a dream that I was an hazardous materials environmental dry suit diver. Me and one other guy, possibly the guy from The Hurt Locker, had on green H.E.V. suits. Morgan Freeman was the technician on hand. There was also a lady scientist and an old man. We were in the Warehouse from "Synechdoche New York." The old man went on about Freud. We went out to start the job but my partners suit had a leak so we called it off. But the four of us were in my neighbors yard and it was raining. It was flooded with giant, deadly poisonous "Taeshi Shark"* My jerk partner purposefully stung me and the lady doctor several times. I ran inside to check the internet for an antidote as I began to swell up. Then I woke up.

*Not a real thing, I've checked.

Sweater

Had a dream that Nate, Myself, and the teachers at my school went to a restaurant in Alexandria. We all had fun for awhile, then I went to my home which was a church, which was in an old mansion. Tim had stayed up to wait for me. Suddenly, I was in my underwear. Caleb and Lindsay were there to say Hi. Then a bunch of old black ladies showed up. I was embarrassed and tried to put on a sweater to be decent. Caleb said, "You're making this awkward for everyone."

Star Wars

Had a dream that I was in college. I stole a handicap accessible car to get to a swimming class taught by Mr. (Illegible ... Kanye?) that I was late for. The whole class saw me and made fun of me because there were star wars toys inside. I thought, "I deserve this."

Water Balloon

Had a dream there was a huge water balloon fight at church. With Mikey, Jamie, Jimmy Wright, Jimmy Alderson, etc. We needed to keep our balloon safe but mine exploded in my hand.

Kitten

Had a dream that I found a white baby kitten in an arcade and rescued it. Later, I was investigating a chemical weapons problem that was making people sick and was being hidden by the government. Eventually, I found the old abandoned chemical weapons facility and a bunch of us ran inside. There was a deep cooling bath or something covered in sludge. It was a type of slide that ended in a rancid pool. I saved a guy in the chemical pool by monkey climbing a chainlink fence. Was covered in chemical waste. Decided to keep the cat.

Architecture

Had a dream that I was having an argument about architecture with a pretentious man while we played dominoes. I think John Hodgman was sitting next to me and rooting me on.

Craig

Had a dream that I stole a car and went on a shooting rampage because I played too much grand theft auto as a kid. Then I somehow kidnapped Barack and Michelle Obama, and Craig, and made them answer personal questions at gunpoint. Apparently, they met on a plane.

Edgar

Had a dream that Mitch's dog Edgar was trying to kill me *illegible* was crazy. But then I was at a wedding. Nathan Noiman was there. He was ok, but a little stressed out.

Paycheck

Had a dream that Saul was teaching a psychology class. It was college level, but it was full of elementary school kids. It was in an old portable classroom, and it was packed. The kids were being remarkably quiet. He had a strange experiment that involved sour cream, but he kept calling it spinach. Students kept coming in and interrupting him to collect their "paycheck" which was apparently paid in wooden blocks. Saul was getting frustrated.

Bill Nye

Had a dream that I met Bill Nye The Science Guy and he was really annoying and unsafe. He kept trying to get me to play some lame Crash Bandicoot game where I played a coyfish. Eventually, he started rough housing with Cory over a box cutter and a pair of scissors. Bill got  a little cut and lost his cool. He started waving the scissors around until I grabbed his arm, and real calm like said,
      "Give the scissors to me."
       "He cut me!" he kept shouting, "But he cut me!"
      "I know," I said, "I'm going to put them on the table." We locked eyes and things got real tense for a second. Then I woke up.